it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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