Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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