Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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