Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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