Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Randomize
