How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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