that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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