do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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