I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
