dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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