Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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