I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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