Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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