at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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