Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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