I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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