Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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