You really coming over, don't trick.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Randomize
