dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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