We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Randomize
