so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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