just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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