I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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