you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
