I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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