Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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