this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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