Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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