am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
