I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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