really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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