: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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