you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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