I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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