Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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