so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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