their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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