I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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