I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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