i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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