"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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