no you cant smoke seaweed
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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