the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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