shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Randomize
