Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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