So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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