Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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