bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I need to wash the frat house off of me
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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