Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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