Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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