you guys were way drunker than both of me
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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