It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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