woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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