did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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