Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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